funeral drinking game

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.

I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022

Game Grump

the art of skipping the tutorial in a game you've never played

i'm gonna game grump it

by LiamTAT July 31, 2018

Game Journalist

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

by DimDongDun November 1, 2017

all their skin in the game

This describes a situation in which someone is risking everything.

The bomb squad has all their skin in the game defusing the van.

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016

Don't hate the game, hate the playa

When a guy gives up on a girl because she's banging someone else

Lalo: I could have had her.
Max: Bro, don't hate the game, hate the playa.

by Extra Mayo May 14, 2015

saved game

Used to denote a single parent with children, typically a woman but can be used to describe men, albeit very rarely does it get used to refer to men due to the judicial system and custodial law. The term originated loosely from the gaming community to refer to a saved game as a potentially corrupted file, ruined playthrough, etc. This phrase was coined due to the ability of a single-parent to corrupt and outright take advantage, most notably financially and emotionally their respective childless partner. Also supports the notion that a lot of childless people see saved games as damaged goods. Very often used in MGTOW community

Sonia is such a 4 x 4, she has 4 kids by 4 different fathers. That's why i don't mess around with saved games my G!

by Lance321 November 14, 2019

complimentary horror game flashlight

A term coined by Jay "THAT DUDE" Perez from the Kubz Scouts on YouTube. Almost every horror game comes equipped with one.

Do I get a complimentary horror game flashlight?
Where's my complimentary horror game flashlight?

by K. J. A. January 2, 2022