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The Happy Gambino

The act of taking your erect penis, using it to point to call your shot to "knock one out of the park,"(Just like The Babe) grabbing the tip of it and pulling it back and turning your hips, taking a two hop side skip(Like Happy Gilmore's golf swing), then release the tip, turn your hips, swinging your member like a baseball bat, hard and fast and striking your target person somewhere in the face, crushing a Home Run by channeling the spirit of The Great Bambino, Babe Ruth! You are combining the legendary golf swing of Happy Gilmore and the HR smashing baseball swing of one of the greatest, and surely the most memorable baseball players of all time, to perform the most vicious, and awe inspiring penile assault that has, or will be accomplished! This "mushroom stamp" was designed by scientific experts to create the hardest hitting "pecker slap" in the history of the Universe, AND pay respects to two of the GREATEST of their kind.
"Hey man, so I walked up to homegirl sitting in a chair, pulled my dick out and put it in her face. And then I told her, 'Bitch, it ain't gonna suck itself.' She got pissy, gave me a dirty ass look, and neglected it. So I lined up and fixed her bad attitude with "The Happy Gambino!"
by dcbass86 November 23, 2014
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Childish Gambino

Donald Glover, actor, comedian, writer, but also a great rapper. I would like for him to please fertilize my eggs, and then make me eggs. Or, I can make him eggs, Either way....either way's fine.
Fact: childish gambino favorite soup is MisoHorny
by sdrowkcab April 27, 2011
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Gambino

The Gambino crime family is one of the "Five Families" that controls organized crime activities based in New York City, United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the Mafia. Based in New York City, the group's operations extend to much of the eastern seaboard and all across the nation to California. Its illicit activities include labor racketeering, gambling, forced prostitution, loansharking, extortion, murder for hire, solid and toxic waste dumping violations, construction, building and cement violations, fraud and wire fraud, hijacking, pier thefts and fencing.
by Elly Gambino August 3, 2008
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Gambino

Slang for a hot young Italian thug.
"That guy Vinnie is a total Gambino."
by That Sublinal Kid January 2, 2017
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Gaybino Black Jewlock

A combination of the most discriminated against people. A person who is a Gay, Polish, Albino Black, Jew. Also known as a Pigglish Gaybino.

Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock

GAY-BINO-BLACK-JEW-LOCK
The ghettos of WWII would not be a safe place for a Gaybino Black Jewlock.

Also: Pigglish Gaybino
by KityKityMeoW December 24, 2009
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garbino

Ja-Rule's cd is garbino
by RauBusiness October 2, 2003
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Gàbìno

sexy individual, could be male or female
Gàbìno get over here, I miss you!!!
by GaBino69 June 10, 2019
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