garkle

Garkle is the noise that frogs make when they try to speak Human.

I can't garkle back at the frogs. They don't understand me

by torridence October 20, 2007

ganklesaurus funkle

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011

gankle my dankle

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.

Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009

Gakked Out

Being high as fuck on cocaine.

My nigga Angelo was gakked out at school.

by Ben Sherman October 25, 2016

Gackle

To gobble balls in a voracious manner.

"Yeah, i could see Jenny gackling all night long, slut."
"Oh yeah baby, I just love how you gackle, gackle my balls."

by ethanp98 May 28, 2008

gakkelak

When something is so ridiculous that conventional words just doesn't cut it—e.g. when the government assumes a university student suddenly will become a millionaire in 2018 and precautionary punishes him by raising his taxes.

A: The government is raising my taxes like I was some sort of millionaire all of a sudden!
B: But you're only a high school student!
A: Exactly, that's my point, damn it
B: That's totally gakkelak

by irvall February 8, 2018

Gackle

The act of getting head whilst on top of a submarine.

I got some despicable gackle last night.

by Gamerslang July 30, 2018