Gainesville

A drinking town with a football problem.

Gainesville is home of the Florida Gators and is nicknamed Hoggtown.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

gainesville florida

its a pretty rad town if you know the right people and good places to go, like maudes and the atlantic/ the top/ common grounds/ 1982/ the thomas center and just walk downtown,

good place to find hipsters/crusties,

people that drink pbr, blue moon etc, wear flannel tees, american apperal and Engineering,ride fixed gear bikes at all times. have a diverse and eclectic music selection/ shows, smoke good bud and are either enlightening and intellectually friendly, or stuffy and arrogant aka 'wastes'

those who smoke cigarettes, which are normally camel filters, American spirits, sky dancers, or L&Ms, call them stoges. some pretty cool hippie chicks live in gainesville, but you just have to find them. talk to some of them and they will blow your mind with their thoughts.

i dont have the energy to socially break down anyone else, but you get the point.

its also super easy to go to lame places or scary places like :08, the venue, liquid, frat parties, gator game tail gates and others.

choose wisely

gainesville florida, godamn idk

by ceilings December 14, 2010

gainesville

The home of the University of Florida Gators and possibly the tightest place on earth. Home to over 80,000 college students, its needless to that binge drinking is rampant and that weed is smoked by the acre. Its always sunny and the people are attractive. The best time to visit Gainesville is right after a football victory (preferably a national championship) during which everyone is intoxicated and inhibitions are at an all time low. Gainesville has also been referred to as G-ville, Gainesvegas, and Titletown.

Diddy: Dog, I feel like getting drunk and smashing some hot tail.
Keiron: Big shocker,Wanna ride to Gainesville ?
Diddy: Not drivin'!
Keiron: Fuck, lets go.

by This is fucking frustrating May 6, 2007

Gainesville defibrillator

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.

After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.

by dalizardman May 16, 2014

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021

Gainesville plague

An especially potent variety of rhinovirus commonly found in/around the University of Florida in Gainesville. The plague is known to cause severe coughing and long-lasting sore throats. Transmission is often rapid due to overcrowding and mandatory attendance.

If you see a classmate coughing their lungs up, stay away! They just might have the Gainesville Plague.

by Martstet November 2, 2021

Gainesville wasted

Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:

-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.

-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.

-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."

-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.

"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."

"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."

by Gnmuller November 29, 2021