Mick: Have you seen all those children doing 'guise on Halloween?
Kassie: As in "fucking men"?
Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.
Kassie: As in "fucking men"?
Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.
by McMeddles March 15, 2014
Get the Doing 'Guisemug. To mute the sound of the current visual medium you are watching and play music over it, thus disguising the video.
by AQVADT November 29, 2009
Get the Guisingmug. Oh hai guise! Or: Hai guise! is basically a Internet-slang/channey way of saying Hi guys! It's used a lot in Internet memes. (I don't know the exact origins so this definition basically needs modification.)
by Den Den Den July 11, 2016
Get the hai guisemug. Pronouc. Gay Guys
The act of pretending to be homosexual with a friend in agreement. Usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite sex.
The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.
Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.
The act of pretending to be homosexual with a friend in agreement. Usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite sex.
The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.
Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.
Douche1: "Hey girls, if I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together, lol!"
Douche2: "Yah bro, High Five! Awesome. So what'cha babes doin' tonight?"
Girl1 uses Gay Guise.
Girl1: "Probably scissoring each other. Probably kinky."
Douche1: "Whoa. Uh. Hey. Hey! I love this song, mann, catch your girls later. Lets go brosef."
Douche2: "Yah bro, High Five! Awesome. So what'cha babes doin' tonight?"
Girl1 uses Gay Guise.
Girl1: "Probably scissoring each other. Probably kinky."
Douche1: "Whoa. Uh. Hey. Hey! I love this song, mann, catch your girls later. Lets go brosef."
by Mr.Domino January 27, 2010
Get the Gay Guisemug. Verbal costumes you put over the word "your" when addressing a group to make up for the English language's absence of a plural form of the word.
Juan: I no like your guises language
John and Jane: Well we respect the fact that you've taken the time to learn it since you're living here, Juan, and thank you so much for the low cost you provide on such outstanding service.
John and Jane: Well we respect the fact that you've taken the time to learn it since you're living here, Juan, and thank you so much for the low cost you provide on such outstanding service.
by thegreenblazer June 10, 2011
Get the your guisesmug. She is one of the coolest people I have ever met. Awesome and funny, chilled and cool. Honestly, she is amazing!
by graceharrvie May 27, 2016
Get the karen guisemug. by pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj August 14, 2009
Get the haider guisemug.