gurf job

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

Guurf

a big manly man that is very manly and also a man is a big man also did I mention they are big and manly and manly and have muscles that are big, big muscles on this man oh yeah big muscly manly muscle man mhm mum big man with big man muscles on a man, yup.
That is Guurf.

Person: wow, look at those big manly muscles on such a big manly man that is big and a man and has muscles and is big with the big muscles and is a big man!
Guurf: yes

by Guurf June 22, 2021

gurffle

noun. One who breaks wind in a bath tub and then bites the bubbles.

"That gurffle in the jacuzzi over there looks like he's bobbing for apples!"

by Rea Dintsu April 2, 2010

gurffy pud

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.

Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud

by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018

gurf

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf job or GJ. The word originated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Jake- C'mon baby give me a gurf.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, im black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

Gurfia

Gurfia isa shipname for a jiggly apple with a weirdass sneeze and a girl who likes ching chongs and Tory Lanz. She has nothig better to do with her life other then making words like rasandee , dasandee and daveena. They got officialy married on Valentine's day. Gurshaan tries to cheat on her with Kylie Jenner, but he always comes back to her. Afia tries to chat on him with Stenchpreet but she misses him alottttt.

Omg Gurfias the oldest relationship how dd they not break up yet

by Swagger gang⚡️ April 15, 2019

Gurfs

Girls who surf or girls who like boys that surf.

Check out those hot Gurfs on the beach!

by Original Gurf Queen February 8, 2005