Grock

The act of creating a paraphernalia product by removing liquid from a cartridge inside a rechargeable hookah pen and substituting it with weed. These actions produce a bud vaporizer commonly called a "grock" or "g.rock."

Bout' to smoke this grock

by geeezy March 1, 2014

Grock

An extremely well built (with either muscle or fat) and hideous greasy individual, usually a sexual deviant. Often smell putrid due to lack of hygeine and NO lack of slimey bodily hair. The grock tends to have a immensely large penis, although there have been recorded cases of grocks with wrinkley schlaggots.

I turned in horror to see a naked grock fondling himself.

Jonah: "what is that sweating mound of blubber in that cave?"
Falcon: "keep your distance I think its a grock!"

Andy Fordham is a rare example of a man who managed to escape his grock curse.

Holy shit, that 6 foot 5 markham is a hairy grock, but with a schlaggot.

by Mr Untouchable January 31, 2008

Grock

A somewhat rare nickname for one who is named "Grace."

1. Grock!!! Thanks for coming to my graduation!

by Vince T. September 5, 2008

Grock

gross cock
to describe a man who sleeps around relentlessly, the male equivalent of a whore or slag

That guy is such a grock.

by rhythmicnova May 17, 2014

Grock

A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.

That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.

by Wyatt b quiet November 22, 2003

Grock

Grock is the Klingon way of saying "cock."

nuqneH GrOck? Do you want cock?

by das shopper April 22, 2009

grock

a shortening of "geek rock"-- original songs relating to a fandom. for example, "Harry and the Potters" write grock.

She began an epic grock song about Spike and Buffy.

by honeynutcheerios October 7, 2009