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Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
by cagedape January 24, 2011
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Godtina

Is the Praising name for American singer Christina Aguilera. For having 4 octaves of vocal range, being able to sing many genres from Pop to R&B, from Latin to Rock, from Soul to Jazz. Also this girl has been praised by legends such as: Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Marilyn Manson, Patti Labelle, Herbie Hancock, Tony Bennett, Andrea Bocelli and so on.
Xtina’s Prayer

Oh Prima Donna “Godtina” who rules the world

Hallowed by thy name

Your Kingdom comes to earth as is it in heaven

Gives each day your amazing music

And forgive if we like other artists as well,

But you are our favorite one

And lead us not into shit music

But deliver us from pre-fabricated, autotuned, play-back “artists”

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. forever and ever. Amen

This is The "GODTINA Prayer"
by GODTINATION July 24, 2011
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Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
by harambewasalie August 11, 2016
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grolton and hovris

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.
*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog
by realtackshooter August 2, 2023
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Godtina

A nickname for the singer Christina Aguilera, originally created in the LiveDaily forums.
- Do you have a religion?
- Yes. I believe in Godtina.
by Capetusco July 21, 2009
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Grodiac

A girl that you wouldn't exactly find attractive but you desperately want to have sex with even though it is socially devastating.
"god I want to do sally" (person a)
"What? Why? She is disgusting" (person b)
"What can i say, I guess she is just my grodiac" (person a)
by Donald and Nick October 18, 2012
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Grodi Jeeves

It’s when you insert your thumb in the ass of a man while simultaneously cupping his balls with the same hand and stroking him off with your other hand- all while kissing.
I just received the most amazing Grodi Jeeves from Jodi Greeves.
by Grodi Jeeves December 3, 2020
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