Gru

A smexy ass man with the nose of Apollo who will do anything for his baby gorls

You: Did you see that guy at the party yesterday?
RanDOM BOi: he was a real gru

by Sydney Moore November 07, 2018

Gru

A man who is the hightt of approximately 3.5 Minions; A whopping 14 feet tall.

Is it relatively troubling that everybody in Despicabe Me, including Gru, is a giant...
AND NOBODY NOTICES???!!!

by The_Random_Dicthead May 21, 2019

Gru

A socially confused up-tight russian like person with huge shoulders that is niether a hero nor a villan. Often associated with a bald guy with a pointy nose. You can use it in a sentence to describe someone that looks strange or is up to no good but you dont have proof of his hostility. Shady figure.

Guy, "That man is such a Gru, look at him"

by Magnusicus July 07, 2017

Gru

big booty koshy daniels

define gru??

by gru gobbler September 13, 2022

Gru

Our lord and savior Gru. He consumes those who dont listen to him to grow 3 inches

Our savior Gru has made it to 10 feet, a true monumental moment indeed

by Peridactl September 15, 2019

Gru

the sexiest man alive at approximately 14 feet tall, you already know he's packing the schmeat

if you run into Gru, make sure to hide yo girl, or else he's wiping it out on site

guy 1: "yo is that Gru??"
guy 2: "yeah , i hear hes approximately 14 feet tall and packing schmeat"

by TheRealestGru July 01, 2022

Gruing

Shoving a large vinyl figure of a minion from the Despicable me franchise, up your significant other's vaginal or anal cavity with brutal force.

With consent of course.

"Oh what happened to Steve? Haven't seen him in a while."
"Yea they've been gruing a lot with his girlfriend lately."
"oh..."

by LeDarkYellow January 19, 2021