groblin

a person whose level of bad ass cannot be fathomed or measured in any possible way.

whoever is married to megan fox is a groblin.

by dang ling wang August 27, 2010

Grolsch

Simply the best beer, brewed in Boekelo, unique for it's swingtop bottle with a porcelain cap (new bottles are with plastic caps).

Beers that absolutely suck. heineken and amstel

by Miky June 17, 2004

grolsh

A grolsh is someone who is the extreme opposite of a couch potato, and is so healthy that it makes you want to puke.

Person 1: Look at her, she's always exercising!
Person 2: Yeah, I know, she's definetely a grolsh...

by thisishome June 5, 2009

grobus

(noun) (1) Someone or something that does well in many different circumstances. Someone or something of high utility. (Derived from great + robust).

"That sh$t is a grobus!"

"That girl is amazing, she's a grobus."

by justincredible008 November 5, 2012

Granola Growls

Unpleasant gaseous side effect of eating granola. Flatulence specifically the result of consuming granola.

Although my daily diet of granola has reduced my cholesterol the resulting granola growls have caused the evacuation of my cubicle before lunch.

by Echor Ijneb June 22, 2009

grobler effect

a person cursed with the effect of no bitches, no hoes, no mommy, and most definitely no milkies

Ayo, this guy gets no hoes!
Yeah, he got the grobler effect bro.

by bigsexyfart November 8, 2021

grobese

Adjective used to describe a person who is grossly or grotesquely obese.

Damn! That Dime Bar Dame's Grobese

by Flabbadoogle April 3, 2005