Gapometer

A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...

"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"

by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

Grape

A person with purple hair.

Person: (name) is a grape

by Ace the simp November 27, 2022

grape drink

The ghetto version of "grape juice." The ingrediants are sugar, water, purple.

What the fuck is juice? I want some grape drink baby!

by mongo4 September 25, 2005

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.

I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.

by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.

The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009

they did surgery on a grape

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

by yaranaika? February 16, 2019

Grapefruit Chair

Louis Tomlinsons dick

Harry sat on a grapefruit chair

by Directioner123456789 April 14, 2013