grandmother 

Parent's mother.

Grandmother.

grandmother by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Grandmother Qua 

A Grandmother Qua is when you are masterbauting and you have an orgasm, then your grandmother walks in the room and you have a double orgasm.

Last night was so crazy! I felt like I was having a Grandmother Qua!

Grandmother Qua by Sexy Rainbow Unicorn February 24, 2011

grandmother food

The amazing food grandmothers are known to make.

Tom: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Brad: I'm lucky, i got to have grandmother food.

grandmother food by RocknrollPineda December 9, 2007

grandmother fucker 

One who deliberately (or inadvertently sometimes) fucks their grandma. Note the difference between this and a "grand" mother fucker.

Joe: Steve, where were you last night?
Steve: Ahh .. umm.. I was out playing with the dog.
Joe: Don't lie, you incestuous grandmother fucker! I have it all on tape!
Steve: WTF?

grandmother fucker by african_dude March 25, 2008

grandmother fucker 

someone who, willfully or against his or her will, engages in sexual intercourse with someone who has grandchildren.

the person with grandchildren doesn't need to be the actual person's grandmother.

Rob: Dude, what happened at the bar last night?

Tim: didn't you see? I was talking to that old lady from the back there.

Rob: how old was she,

Tim: i don't know but when I got back to her house her grandchildren were running all over the place so I took her to the basement, put a sock in her mouth and fucked her. After about 10min her grand kids came down and started watching.

Rob: WTF you nasty ass grandmother fucker!

grandmother fucker by Rockman01 July 27, 2010

Grandmother trying to catch a duck 

when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it

well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck

Grandmother trying to catch a duck by Boi boi mega edge! May 28, 2018

grandmother heroin 

the richest form of heroin found in any stock market or black market

Hey. You bring the money?
yea. you bring the grandmother heroin?

grandmother heroin by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020