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a man who claims to be a young boy, but is actually an old man with grey hair.
will usually say their hair is ash eg. charlie sheen
"this guys trying to hang with us be he's such a gramps!"
gramps by bigbadman August 7, 2015

Gramps from Hive 

Wasp:Hey, Gramps coming

Queen:Hold my beer,I need to see that badassery
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Gramps from Hive by Helen123123 November 20, 2018

gramps champ 

The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic. They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead. You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy. So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!
Jack: "How come you're so late? The movie's about to start!"

Danny: "I was rushing, but I got stuck behind two or three gramps champs on the way here! It was so annoying!"
gramps champ by GarthF March 7, 2006

Gramps 8-Ball Strategy 

The act of keeping your phone 90 degrees to your eyes to line up a game pigeon 8-ball shot
person 1: bro how did you one turn me
person 2:i used Gramps 8-Ball strategy
Gramps 8-Ball Strategy by 05012 October 18, 2022

Gramps [Chris] 

Hey im Gramps Chris, No more morning buts with dionne

Your gramps a tramp 

An insult of the highest degree worse than your granny tranny
John: Your dad lesbian
Bill: Your granny Tranny
John:your Gramps a tramp
Bill:Rethinks life decisions then dies