Graffeces

Using fecal matter to write or draw with on a wall

There was some Graffeces in the Underground Tunnel

by Graffeces July 30, 2006

Graffing Out

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.

Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.

by S2KJ October 5, 2009

Grafeces

The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.

This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.

Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"

Dude, you need to check out the third stall from the end. There is a stunning display of grafeces. How do you shit on the ceiling?! The CEILING?!?!?!

by CHEESECAKETATTOO86 January 1, 2012

7 gram rocks

Something that Charlie Sheen bangs when he is not banging hookers. Sometimes he bangs 7 gram rocks and hookers simultaneously. Apparently it is enough cocaine to kill two and a half men.

I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing 'em, cause that's how I roll.

by The Queenslander March 26, 2011

The Gram

Slang for Instagram

Hold on I got to post this on the gram

by Bozzy446 May 14, 2014

peep the gram

Go look at my instagram post; implying to like your instagram post.

Hey Mike, go peep the gram. go like my picture instagram

by Jimmy Neutron 12 April 23, 2017

Glamfohds

A term describing a guy getting so drunk that they hook up with a lamp

Guy 1: "Dude. You totally glamfohdsed last night"
Guy 2: "I hope it isn't pregnant"

by Bebcaherfd January 18, 2011