gortwist

A big old boomer, often in the shape of a bowling ball. Shaped so round, they pick up speed rolling uphill.

"I saw a gortwist the other day in the park, it almost plowed through me. I ALMOST DIED!"

by Boverjohn September 8, 2019

Goonware

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.

"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"

by modpodgec December 16, 2020

goodwaffles505

sexy, cute, good tiktoks, funny

bro that reminded me of the cock and ball torture that goodwaffles505 posted

by bluewaffles505 February 16, 2021

Ms. Goodwin

a person who thinks Fortnite is real and drives a golf cart around a school full of kids

an example of the most ironic naming of all time

Oh no, itś Ms. Goodwin! RUN!!!

by yAbOiFrIdAy March 4, 2019

Gooted

A state of mind in which the person becomes euphoric and the effects of THC have fully taken effect over the person. In addition the person must be at the point where they no longer feel the need to add more THC to their body in order to feel their desired "high".

I just smoked the biggest L with my boy and we are "Gooted ". Yo man that kid had such an incredible water pipe, we were using it for over an hour, I am "gooted ".

by kWeezy6 December 22, 2008

goatwaite

The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities

Goatwaite scores a wonderful hatrick! Barcelona 3-0 R.Madrid !

by mikewoz July 12, 2021

Goowon

When describing something that is /was "Pro" or very good at what you are consindering to.

I'm such a goowon

by Hirakui October 22, 2010