Googsie

Literally means a Google search.

Question: Hey, are there koala bears on Bondi Beach.
Response: Not sure, let's give it a googsie.

by TeezensJade20 June 4, 2014

gooisty

A word the is a combination for the words gross, goofy, and musty.
This can be used to describe a person, place, or thing.
Created by Cameron and Elise

“The school food is so gooisty”
“Have you seen me ex’s post, it’s so gooisty?”

by gooistygurls October 24, 2022

Goomst

Used in any form of context with close friends to replace a word that you can't come up with/don't care to say out loud (too lazy to say).

Second Definition: Used in a contextual manner to talk about general ideas.

"Do you know where the goomst is tonight?"

"Can you goomst tonight?"

"You should probably start working on your goomst now"

by Goppo May 14, 2021

bill of goods

a falsehood, a sham, an outright lie!

the phrase "selling a bill of goods" basically means making promises that knowingly can't or won't be kept.

political candidates always try to sell voters a bill of goods in order to get elected to office.

by bungalow bill February 12, 2005

damaged goods

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.

"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"

by gsxrchi September 17, 2012

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006