Goldilocks

Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.

Hey, who goldilocksed my sandwich? I left it right there!

by Deacon23 September 17, 2010

Goldilocks

You put your dick in a girl's butt but it's too tight
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT

I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working

by alittlehart May 17, 2007

Goldilocks

As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.

Ben’s cock was the perfect fit. Not too big and not too small. I’ve found my Goldilocks cock!

by djdelanez September 13, 2018

Goldilocks

The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.

For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.

by Soviet.loli March 19, 2018

Goldilocks

To try out all three orifices on that special lady.

I wouldn't mind Goldilocksing her!

by Veritasi February 17, 2021

Goldilocks

A woman who prefers a dick not too big and not too small. She wants it just right.

He had 12" and that was just too much. She was more of a goldilocks than a size Queen and wanted a Dick that was just right to fit in her mouth.

by PəãcH October 17, 2021

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014