goldfish

Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.

Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .

by ALLAH January 12, 2004

Goldfish

1) A type of adorable orange fish that is a common household pet

2) A nickname for a kid who called himself a "beta male" but he cant spell so he typed Betts and now his friends call him Goldfish.

1) "Aww what an adorable goldfish! Whats her name?"

2) "Hey guys I wrote a fan fiction about Goldfish. Its called spicy goldfish"

by welphereweareagain January 15, 2020

Goldfish

Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.

Hmm... pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.

by Sean Ryan April 18, 2006

goldfish

A girl whose only purpose is to look pretty. A goldfish is promiscuous and capable of having 100s of children in her lifetime all while ruining entire ecosystems. A goldfish does not contribute anything to society other than it's decorative outer beauty. Also know as a golddigger.

Brad: Yo I met this girl name Rachel on tinder.
David: Yo, don't talk to her she's a goldfish!

by DiscoCigs December 14, 2016

Goldfish

A fish which most owners underestimate in care.

Person 1: Heard you got a goldfish. Where's the fishbowl?
Person 2: Fishbowl? No, he's a pond boy.

by VioletThePurple July 12, 2021

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

Goldfish!

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

goldfish

1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.

1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!

2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?

3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.

by TKumi March 25, 2008