ALLAH's definitions

assasin

you spelt it wrong you fucking moron

its assassin, idiot!

by Allah August 3, 2004

fweep

A noise made using the nasal passages. Used to express anything, from discontent to excitement. Often confused for an acronym by idiots.

"Hey dude, what's up?"
"...............Fweep!"

by Allah February 1, 2005

ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

by Allah February 2, 2005

ball-sweat

The sweat produced by your scrotum that posesses its own unique and tangy scent.

"Dude, I jerked off in the sauna, and now my hands are covered in ball-sweat!"

by Allah February 2, 2005

goldfish

Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.

Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .

by ALLAH January 12, 2004

kryptix

Saturday Morning Cartoon

Silly Rabbit, Kryptix are for Kids.

by Allah December 19, 2002

Get cake die young

I have a theory it means the “contract”ends like that like with lil peep and juice wrld they both had thier birthday and died around the same week both young rappers get cake die young

Lil peep said he woke up with it but idk I think I’m getting to into it cause my ptsd keeps acting up from when I died lol I also died before my birthday n peep said nah he didn’t get his cake and I got like another chance at life get cake die young

by ALLAH January 30, 2021