Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.

"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."

by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013

goffik

the miss spelled word gothic. It is mostly used in the Harry Potter fanfiction My Immortal.

I'm so goffik because I wear black clothes and shop at hot topic!

by Apple Butts March 3, 2012

Goofy Ahh

𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘺 𝘢𝘩𝘩 (Goo-Fee, AAaa) is commonly seen commented on tiktok or other social media when someone posts or comments something that is cringey or dumb. Stems from aave or Ebonics.

The term is a play on saying “Goofy a$$” in a “ghetto” way but a lot of young folk on the internet don’t realize this and think it is literally “ahhh” as in the noise.

Person A: I think Juice is the greatest rapper of all time

Person B: you’re a goofy ahh motherf*cker 💀

by curedoesnotexist March 23, 2022

goofy

A goofy is a silly ass mothafucker who kinda wacky but they chill

“You a fuckin goofy bro”

by Rosee0326 August 1, 2018

Goofy Goober

A lovable Goof Ball

Me: YOU GOOFY GOOBER!

by Unicorn Belly June 4, 2019

Goofy Sleuth

An outsider that is too awkward to introduce themselves, but is obviously intrigued and won't stop studying your every move from a safe distance. They are usually unaware that you are aware.

Every so often I look over the balcony and see the same goofy sleuth peeping up at the party.

by gis_in_my October 10, 2016

goofy ass nigga

Somebody who is dumb enough to talk shit when they know they finna get they ass beat.

Aye bruh, you is a goofy ass nigga. Talk to me again and i will smack the shit outta you.

by Over9563 May 21, 2017