gof

The Almighty. One who smites bitches.

We pray to thee, holy Jebus and Almighty Gof, that you VANQUISH my enemies.

by Brian Blake November 14, 2004

goffed

1. owned or screwed
2. when a post/thread gets edited or deleted
3. Goff is a moderator at Spawn forums

"You got goffed!!!"
"The thread was goffed because someone posted pr0n"

by dhlc December 18, 2005

Gof

A deity of fog in Dungeons and Dragons / Iron Heroes who can't stand diplomacy checks.

"GOF! I ROLL FOR DIPLOMACY! GOF!?" - Cornelius Le Snake

"You're stuck in place." - Gof

"I ROLL FOR DIPLOMACY AGAIN! GOF, LET ME TALK THINGS OUT WITH YOU!!" - Cornelius Le Snake

"YOU'RE STUCK IN STONE!" -Gof

*thinks to Gof* (Gof! We can talk this out with diploma-) - Cornelius Le Snake

"YOU'RE KNOCKED OUT!" -Gof

by Sugoiaku November 14, 2011

Gof

Short for Go fuck yourself in a humorous tone.

Person 1: your food was horrible.
Person 2: Oh well, gof.

by OnlineGofer April 26, 2023

Goffing

The act of fooling around and or clowning.

To goff is to act a fool
An underground and underrated slang coming from the old English word Goff

*Also interchangeable with the less superior term goofing

NOT to be miss understood with golf,goof, goth or josh

A goff will scoff at a goofy goth playing golf…

Example1
“Man Marvin ain’t got no handle on his hoes. Boy is goffin’ on is whole damn block.”

Example2
“Indeed, gaze at the goffing underclass. How they smell of unkempt ass and elderberry. Indeed yes. Quite true. yes.”

by Joseph randy-Bones Melvin August 19, 2022

Gof

A word used by morons, generally males, who think theyre cool. This word is sometimes used in code to express a secret word that tends to vary. Occasionally the party using this word will make up multiple spellings so the surrounding people will not find out what their "genius" code word means. The people who use "gof" are usually the same douche bags that use the word "Clutch".

Mark: Come on man, come up clutch!
Rob: That's sooooo gof.

by thevillageidiot September 20, 2011

gof

Good old-fashioned.

Mike just bought a nice gof phone with real bells instead of ringtones.

by pentozali August 17, 2012