Mr. T-glish

Mr. T's version of our own average, pitiful, England-originating, latin-based, taking-from-basically-all-languages language.

Where a normal guy might say, "I feel sorry for whoever ticks me off next..."

Mr. T will say, "I pity the fool who looks at me funny!"

(That was an example of Mr. T-glish, just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)

by nubluva April 9, 2007

E-Glish

The type of language (including acronyms) one uses online or in text messages.

Although his English is very good, his e-glish is just awful: he didn't know what LOL stood for.

or

I would definitely have to say he is e-glishly challenged.

by Dr Toms Breezin April 2, 2010

ben-glish

Ben-glish is a style of text speak that was invented and has been used whilst in communication with contemporaies for a number of years. Ben-glish takes the most phonetic attributes of the english language and deconstructs them into a hodge podge mish mash of syntax and subtext

invented after a mutual and concerned dissatisfaction with the english language and its limitations , it has been used on the walls and in the digital communications of the world for a while.

Also refers to a laziness when writing Ie cant be bothered spelling . usually sentences are structured like...

"IwnttothshpngtzsmdrnkndnIwnthmnrolldaspliff"

ben-glish rolls like this "yah yah we beez chur sofa setee, eyez hs deez tings n stf thtz nds 2 b taken 2 yah plce . wenneth shall we liase up in deez clurbz...or sm shit

by rdstar309z February 2, 2010

the big 'glish

a censored version of "english" for people who HATE English class.

"i DONT wish to go to the big 'glish oh my freak"

by MachineFoox X owO forever😍😍 March 20, 2026

Gishing

Competing in Gishwhes International scavenger hunt.

We will be gishing the last week in July.

by Akashadance July 25, 2018

GISHer

An entrant in GISH, formerly known as GISHWHES}. Determined to fight normalcy and leave happy havoc in their wake, GISHers are predominantly active for one week in late July/early August, shamelessly carrying out a number of prescribed activities from the warped mind of Misha Collins and a collective of his friends and family.

The best GISHers are skilled at sanitary ware sculpture, Skittle art of Jensen Ackles, making clothing from food, shooting random items into space and own at least one {Storm Trooper outfit and a sock monkey hat. Amidst the mayhem and havoc is an opportunity to do good things for the community local and global.

The GISHer was frantically trying to work out how best to bake a pair of wearable high top boots.

by Pimento August 6, 2018

Gishgameud

A state of mind someone will be in after smoking copious amounts of marijuana. This altered state is pretty much being so high that basic human functions become nearly impossible.

"Jeez man, I was gishgameud last night after hitting that gravity bong. I thought I was a Sim"

by RoboRob151 December 11, 2019