Gloof

A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.

*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "

by theyeldman July 11, 2010

GFYOF

An acronym for "Go Fuck Your Own Face".

My boss: You know you're 2 minutes late right?

Me: It's snowing and the roads were a mess
My Boss: I don't care that's not an excuse
Me: GFYOF

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018

poutso glyftes

Someone who likes to gorf.

You are one big poutso glyftes

by Alekos Yamoshestos November 27, 2013

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

Glyfire

The desire for intimacy with the male sex. Usually developed through lack of attention and/or Intimacy.

Why are you acting like you have Glyfire right now, you are kinda giving me gay vibes man back off.

by Jason Suthermyn May 24, 2021

GYOFB

Get your own fucking blog. Usually used when a visitor overtakes a comment board for a given post.

If you have that much to say about it, then GYOFB.

by George Hernandez January 7, 2006

Glyfingishly

Noun;The act of being mysterious and confused at the same time

"Aye that kid is just sitting there all glyfingishly"
"OK, Lets steal his shoes"

by zallen November 7, 2006