Glunk

A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container

"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"

by f3ar_me September 23, 2009

glunk

A small found object, usually small pieces of junk metal, gifted as a token of friendship. Often thought of as friendship flair.

As a token of friendship, Bob gave Sarah glunk.

by BandV August 30, 2006

glunk

contaminated weed ,like the stuff thats been sprayed and looks like its not weed

what was that weed like you got yesterday 'it was glunk'

by rob marley October 19, 2008

Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 November 28, 2015

Glunk

Someone who acts cockeyed and acts slow and or takes a while to understand something

"I cant work wit your ass you such a fucking glunk, cant understand shit."

by 20th centuary SLANG August 21, 2019

Glunk

A slimy substance that still keeps its shape a bit, I.E Gunk, Grime, Goo, Slime, Sludge, Ect..

Person A: Hey dude, you see all that stuff?
Person B: Yeah, That Glunk.

by Vinny:3 October 5, 2023

Glunking

The act of defacating half-way then sucking it back in for pleasure

Yo have you tried Glunking yet?

by Masterbaiter42 January 8, 2025