Glum Glum

The act of going down on a female after the male has ejaculated inside her vag.

Barry: "Have you ever tasted your own spunk?"
Trevor: "No, what?! Thats sick, why, have you?"
Barry: "Yeah."
Trevor: "Why? Thats wrong, and a bit gay!"
Barry: "It isn't gay, she made me do it!! She likes Glum Glum!"

by Spunk Sucker April 16, 2011

glum chum

Something you say to your Friend when thay look down in the dumps.. Its also a book glum chum very weird a? i know thats what i thought..

boy: *tears*
other boy: why so glum chum?
Boy: I'm crying
Other boy: I can see that, but why?
boy: i dont know

by Cheby May 24, 2006

glum fucking

A kinda sad, kinda angry, hard fucking style. Usually doggy style.

Ever since my boyfriend got depressed he's only into to glum fucking.

by The cunning linguist 00 February 1, 2024

Jag glum

When the people of the Land Of Sweden forget something, SOMEONE has to feed a bird. It’s best explained as a ritual, and it’s not a good thing to glum doing it. If you’re alone in a room when you realise you forgot something, a lot of superstitious people write to for e.x the police saying ”Jag glum 💀” with a picture describing their feelings in the moment, for years of extra luck.

person 1: Hey Örjan, jag glum my keys.

person 2: Oh, go back and get them! I’ll feed the bird for you.

person 1: Thanks, Åke!

by ..fan jag glum vad jag heter February 12, 2022

Zoom glüm

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.

I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zoom glüm is getting to me right now.

by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021

To Glum ones money

Person that hates spending money and eagerly goes the extra mile to avoid any costs. Like requesting a refund for getting the order delivered by different (cheaper) courier than requested.

To Glum ones money - Robert is sitting on his money like a Glum.

by pw994 May 14, 2021

pudge-glum

a staple of southern cuisine. pudge-glum is a treat wherein you hold a mouthful of sprite, then stir in as many spoonfuls of flour as you can fit. raw flour is ideal, but unfortunately the leftist CDC wants to take away our raw pudge-glum on the basis of "e coli" and "salmanella"

it wouldn't be an Arkansas Thanksgiving Gathering without your grandma's fresh pineapple ham, and the pudge-glum station in the corner.

by rejapilcrow February 2, 2024