Glue 

Sticky stuff that idiots like to put on their fingers so it can dry and they can wear it off.

It puts you in a "sticky" situation.

HAHAHAHA GET IT??

nahh...im not funny

Fatso: OOOOOOOHHHH GLOOO
Me: WTF
Fatso: * puts glue all over fingers *
Me: Dude, wtf
Fatso: * Rubs off glue once semi dry * *girlish laugh* heeeheeeeeheeeee

Glue by the gay ball of shit February 7, 2010

glue 

-sperm or a type of cum

Dude1:dude how was ur night wit ____ last night?"
Dude2:dude i totally glued all over her face!"

glue by Bob.33 August 23, 2009

glue 

Really low quality weed. tastes like glue.

i smoked a bowl of glue and was out in 7 minutes

glue by 40s and Shorties September 15, 2018

glue 

The act of having sex.

Liam: here, that fat ginger you shagged last night was mingin'
coco: Glues glue lad
Liam: fair play

glue by Spunkmuffin March 3, 2011

Glue 

Another word for intercourse. Other variations are 'Glueing' and 'Glued'. Normally said in context of a joke, rather than being serious.

Taxi driver shouting to a girl on the street: "Alright love, I've got a bloke in the back who wants to glue you!"

Glue by GRB June 12, 2012

glue 

cum, jizz, ejaculate,

Just got this new Playboy and the pages are glued together!

glue by mrhooper August 29, 2003

Glue 

glue is what comes out of men penis and are stored in the balls, and the take it to factories to put in containers to store and sell for students and children to use on paper, in class and adults use for work, that is why kids sniff glue and eat it.

the girl ate the glue in class,

teacher: DONT EAT THAT
The teacher takes the glue and at the end of the day eats it while she moans

Glue by Weaboojesus69 May 5, 2018