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Pronunciation: 'glor-E
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural glories
Etymology: Elon University; Middle English glorie, from Anglo-French & Latin; Anglo-French, from Latin gloria

1 a : Natural Light, Milwaukee's Best Light (Beast), or Pabst Blue Ribbon. Cheap, cold, and plentiful.

2 a : praise, honor, or distinction extended by common man to alcoholic beverages, especially Natural Light : RENOWN b : worshipful praise, honor, and thanksgiving <giving glory to the thirsty>
"Mike you look thirsty, let's go have the glory."

(Walking into a liquor store with hands raised in the air in udder awe of the awesomeness surrounding) "Glory!!"

Usage: Having the Glory.
Glory by wzkwzk May 24, 2007
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the full encompassing radience of goodness in triumph
We see Your GLORY, O God
Glory by Humpty October 8, 2003
God, the human manifestation of god himself
Glory is God
Glory by ExaltedChad September 4, 2021
high renown or honor won by notable achievements in someone's hole
oh your hole is such a glory to look at Daniel J Hunt
glory by Tendiesz April 19, 2023
He is the most beautiful structure you could ever lay your eyes on, he is someone that wants to love and protect anything that really means a lot to him. He loves you at your best and also at your worst. He loves you enough to love you more than he love himself. He is your king and you should try your hardest to keep this unique figure. He is not an everyday human being.
Yh that's Glory
Glory by Glxrye February 12, 2017
(adj.) football taunt - similar to ball hogging or not passing the ball when a team mate has a better oppertunity to score than you. Letting the culprit know that you are dissatisfied with his choice of blatent selfishness can be done by chanting "glory, glory, glory" repeatedly until the individual in question gets the message or until he passes.

(noun) football taunt - labelling someone as "glory" identifies them as somebody who will satisfy his own selfish goals (pun intended) over the aims of his team
"GLORY, GLORY, GLORY"
"Betty, you're such a glory"
Glory by jim fowler 88 September 16, 2009