glitta

Any compund of substances left on a bed after several days of drunkenness as well sexual activity and lack of personal hygiene.

Glitta contains 2 or more of the following items: skin, blood, semen, hair, saliva, urine, feces, sand, water, beer, liquor, lotion, personal lubricant, spermicide, massage oil, dirt, snot, toe/finger nails, chap stick, food, chewing gum, toe jam, earwax, dingleberries, and last but not least vomit!

by Kevan Stapleton & Josh Friedman June 24, 2006

Glittard

A person who blatantly over applies glitter in an attempt shine hotter than the sun but ends up choking surrounding people with tiny shards of mayhem!

Dude, really? In your beard? Why are you such a Glittard?

by Futurekix August 12, 2016