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When someone won’t hop off your dick and instigates more than needed.
“Yea that was pretty embarrassing
“Not as embarrassing as Jared walking inside of the wrong classroom
“Bro stop glazing, I know my cock is girthy but damn”
Glazing by psychoticzombie April 16, 2023
To do rebellious things with donuts while eating donuts. Also used to make fun of people who like to blaze
Dude, you are so glazing right now!
Glazing by Storm1211 September 15, 2010
To undertake actions in the style of the distinctive mannerism of a famous individual surnamed "Glazer"; the specific trait in question relates to a context of social networking, in which a notably developed series of comments is 'Glazed' by the addition of an entirely irrelavant and undirected comment or annecdote.
Archie: Just watched Arnie on film4 - Amazing!

Barbara: I love that film - awesome!

Regulus: haha "Get to the chopper" lolz

Smee: Guns, explosions, muscles and puns- perfect!

Barbara: Damn right Smee - perfect friday night viewing!

Archie: "Let off some steam Bennett!"

Dale: Brilliant! Hillarious action! Classic!

Archie: Did you catch it too Dale? Ace!

Glazing: The dog has come back from his walk COVERED in mud. My goodness he has his naughty head on tonight!!

*names and real comments are substituted to protect the innocent*
Glazing by The Third Khaaal April 11, 2011
Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.
“Didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”
Glazing by officer August 8, 2005
When you're bangin' two chicks, and after your dick pukes on one of them the other rubs her tits/stomach against the other's creating a glaze on both of them.
Hey man, I had these freaky chicks over last night and gave them a glazing
Glazing by Hank James May 20, 2011
The act of ejaculating on photos of your recent ex-girlfriend and then burning them. Only valid if burned post-glaze.
"Oh damn, spent all this weekend glazing photos of my ex-girlfriend. Have any gasoline?"
Glazing by onesaddude December 11, 2013