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When you take a shit and it slides past the U-bend so fast it seemingly vanishes
Adam: dude I'm freaked out
Michael: what happened

Adam: just took a ghostie
Ghostie by JerkinTheGerkin June 23, 2016
the best person discord and may also be gay
the gay kid ghostie is here
ghostie by gay4lyfe May 10, 2022
Someone who ghosts someone else aka stops communication with them without reason or justification even after attempts by the other person to continue conversing.
"Hey you still talk to Tina?" - Person 1
"Nah she's a fuckin ghostie" - Person 2
"Really? wtf happened???" - Person 1
"I dunno? She just stopped returning my texts outta the blue! I don't fucking know why!" - Person 2
"Wow what a fuckin ghostie" - Person 1
Ghostie by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022
Someone who's never around; you never see them.
"Why do you think I call you 'Ghostie'? Mostly because you're impossible to see" -Punchline
ghostie by captaintrips September 14, 2009
a ghost blowjob, getting blown by the supernatural, such as a spectre, or a phantom
"I went to the Haunted Hayride and I got a ghostie!"
"Was it good?"
ghostie by aafg103f January 15, 2016
When you smoke weed and take a big hit but dont inhale so the smoke is really thick. push it out with your throat and suck it back in.
In the movie Pine Apple express Seth Rogen Smokes a cross joint with James Franco and does a ghostie and coughs alot!
Ghostie by Stoner1469 October 9, 2009