hairy goat

An Indian girl's hairy vagina.

I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with

by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat

Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Rapper And Singer From Chicago. Tankoo The Goat Will Be The Best Coming Out Of Chicago. Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat / Tank The G / Tank The Goat / The King Of Chicago.

Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat

by Tankoo The G May 15, 2022

Goat-Fuckers International

A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.

Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .

by gfihater March 13, 2016

Goated with the sauce

Goated with the sauce refers to the acronym G.O.A.T, (Greatest of all time), and with the sauce implies completeness. To be Goated with the sauce is to reach nirvana.

He's bussing it down sexual style? He must be goated with the sauce!

by The Aquela February 4, 2022

GMOAT

A person who is exceptionally good at math, hence is the GMOAT, greatest mathematician of all time.

Person 1: I did so badly on that math test, I got a D.
Person 2: oh, I got and A because I’m the GMOAT.
Person 1: fuck, I hate GMOATS!

by The gmoat February 17, 2022

Goat Simulator

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014

You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014