Garbanzo

A terrible website that induces suicidal thoughts and many times ends with the opening of google translate.

the homework included a assignment on garbanzo. kill me now

by Vdeeru May 8, 2020

Garbanzo

An extremely harmful cuss word created by the tiktoker @hab00b. It is only to be used in extreme cases

God! You are such a garbanzo

by Papa muffin August 26, 2020

Garbanzo

Its a dramatic way if saying toilets dont matter

That toilet is garbanzo

by My tiktok: willythesillyfrog August 27, 2020

Garbanzo

A bad word originated from Tik Tok.

Guy 1: you’re garbanzo. You piece of shit.
Guy 2: sorry man I didn’t mean to fuck your girl. ‘Twas but an accident.

by Mr.Rico August 28, 2020

Garbanzo

The Grand Esteem Co-owner of the infamous Clown Mafia. Garbanzo enjoys being Homo, dancing, and being a very loud terrorist. Garbanzo is a man of passion.

Giggles: "GOD D*MN IT GARBANZO, STOP SCREAMING HAMILTON LYRICS!"

Garbanzo Clown: "YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M GAY SHUT THE F*CK UP!!"

by RACOONB1TCH October 27, 2023

garbanzo bean

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

Garbanzo beans

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

by Trentset May 29, 2008