Garbanzo beans

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

by Trentset May 29, 2008

garbanzo beaner

a person who is white or obviously not a beaner tries to act as such

that white person is posing as a gangster (meaning a "cool" mexican) he is a garbanzo beaner

by AntiConnor January 13, 2008

garbanzo beans

A short phrase spoken when you or someone else said something that was complete garbage or ludicrous.

"Going to make the best of it, and see what happens. Garbanzo beans."

by slurber November 3, 2015

Garbanzo beaner

A person of mixed Mexican and Arab/Middle Eastern descent.

-"Nada's mom is Mexican but her dad is from Lebanon".
- "I see! she's a garbanzo beaner".

by Foreign October 20, 2014

garbanzo been

The type of beens that make you fart the most of all beans. At least in my opinion. They are also known almost everywhere.

I ate GARBANZO BEENS last week, and now I need a fan on my @$$ to stay in range with somebody within 50 feet!

by That Bum May 24, 2005

dirty garbanzo bean

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants

by Nandy143 February 11, 2008

Garbanzo

A bubbly fart in the bath tub.

This morning I let a beautiful garbanzo rip. it bubbled up next to me like an old, familiarly pungent friend.

That turd's not mine! I only garbanzoed.

by Caiman1 November 9, 2013