Gert

To ejaculate seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.

I gerted on her face.
They played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee.
Sometimes you just gotta gert.

by Mike&Drag March 27, 2011

Gert

A sudden, fart-like burst of wind released from the nose when attempting to contain laughter.

The joke was so funny that it made Lisa gert.

by Timbobmak2020 August 15, 2020

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

by drbollocks April 26, 2008

Gert

A greeting, often used in place of "hello" or "hey." This word can be used to greet nearly anyone. For instance, in the song "I'm Goin' In" by Lil Wayne, Drake, and Young Jeezy, the line "Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doin'?" can be replaced with the line "Gert motherfucker, gert, gert, how you doin'?"

"Gert, Mr. President."
*Ring *ring, *ring *ring...."Gert?"

by baitcpitewailhmta August 30, 2010

gert

(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

1. oh, please gert me off

2. The girl was gerting me off.

3. i was gerting a man softly.

by Maximilian Wilde/Shane Kaiser August 18, 2008

Gert

Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert.

Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class

Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm
Antonym: Bert

Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert

Aman: This Book Id Gert
Avi: What Book
Aman: Frankenstien
Aaron: Its Mert
Avi: Its Bert
Aman Gert
Aaron: Mert
Avi: Bert

by Applebutta October 21, 2010

Gert

a cat's anus

-dude look at my cat's fuckin gert
-swaaaat

by golden bear September 17, 2003