Futoon

(noun) An Arabic female name. It comes from the Arabic word "fetna" which is translated/means to be fascinated, captivated , or has madly fallen in love.

Ultimately the name itself means: She is so beautiful that she will "Sweep you off your feet".

" I met Futoon and she is as gorgeous as her name states"

by ALHIL April 16, 2019

disgusting fatbody

A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".

"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"

by Lycomedes December 17, 2008

Fotboth

An acronym for 'foot on the back of their head'. While having sex doggy style the male forces the females head into the ground, collapsing her arms. He then proceeds to orientate his leg around the woman, placing his foot on the back of her head pushing her face into the ground while still fucking her.

John: Doggy style is boring!
Joanna: Fotboth me then, the more you disfigure my face the harder i will cum!
John: BOOYEAH!

by croc.man.tol November 5, 2009

captain futon

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Futon Time

Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.

Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...

by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011

Fukboi

A boy that thinks he can get in any girls pants. Chances are he comments heart eyes on girls Instagram in hopes of getting her to like him. You can often find them lurking in the girls bathroom at star bucks to swoop in and fuck yo bitch.

White Girl 1: Oh my gawd Karen!!!! GAVIN JUST COMMENTED ON MY SELFIE!!! *squeals*

White Girl 2: "Ew what the actual fuck Jessica. Why would you be excited over Gavin?!? He is a total man whore. He is the biggest fukboi in all of the entire universe.

White Girl 1: *sobbing* "Why do the fukbois always go after MEEEEE?!?!?!?!?"

White Girl 2: "Cause you're a slut"

White Girl 1: *sobs louder while trying to sip her pumpkin spice latte*

by InsideMichaelClifford March 6, 2015