Futility Belt

A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.

Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.

by SuperKate April 26, 2009

futility

the act of being fultile.

An example of futility is the act of AJ Kinda making a free-throw.

by eracman20 June 20, 2007

fashigity

something approved by the black race.

"that song is fashigity!" said the black man.

by Jaqualon Deckard May 26, 2008

futility

An extremely unintelligent attention whore who enjoys posting radical, unsupported claims on internet fora, then insulting anyone who dares disagree. Sometimes a troll. Frequents www.penny-arcade.com/forums. Takes offense to having his name capitalized.

futility is such troll. Why won't he just give up and die?

by Jake V July 29, 2008

exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.

Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.

by leroywaggle June 14, 2011

foshigity

Nickname people used to call trill ass guys.
Also see: Joey Goregasm

That boy is foshigity!
Joey foshigity

by Goretology April 27, 2008

fashigity

1. Used as a substitute for "fuck" or "shit".

2. To be extremely displeased.

Teacher: You just failed your exam.
You: Fashigity!

by Demerdar December 9, 2004