The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.
As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.
by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009
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it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.
by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023
Get the Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) mug.a gazebo, pavilion, kiosk, or similar structure located in the front yard of a private home, usually prominent, sometimes garish, and intentionally viewable as a means of "one upping the Joneses"
Not only did the new owners tear down the old historic home, they built an oversized McMansion with a hideous forniscopodium and a tiered fountain out front.
by Richard.J.Barbalace December 7, 2020
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The married playboy was strategizing fornipulation with the new hire, so when he asked her on a date he told her he was single.
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Get the fornipulation mug.Ghostly presence of furniture from the last tenant of the apartment you're renting. It can appear late in the night, especially if you go get a glass of water with the lights turned off. Are usually easy to get rid of with a simple exorcism.
Vilmar: Damn, I just stubbed my toe on some of Joe's phantom furniture.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.
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Man 2: Good, Hansel. Ever since we started doin' it, we're closer than ever!
Man 1: Ah! So you decided to fornify your relationship, huh?
Man 2: Good, Hansel. Ever since we started doin' it, we're closer than ever!
Man 1: Ah! So you decided to fornify your relationship, huh?
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