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Furnie

Furney, Furny (fur-nee)
- Noun
Often found travelling together in clusters or groups, furnies are individuals whom work in the furniture moving industry. Like a gang, once you become a furnie, it is very hard to get out. Children of furnies often become furnies themselves. Furnies often smell bad and have drinking and/or drug problems. Furnies also have an abnormally high divorce rate.
Person 1: Hey do Bob and his son work together?

Person 2: Yeah the poor guys are furnies. Bob got into it when he was younger and now his son is stuck.
by Fernie mover March 18, 2011
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furni the sience guy

furni,

what?

furni the sience guy
by 3v6h5vhw5t March 29, 2021
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Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation)

it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.
by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023
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furni

There's a lot of furni in this building.
by Tobubas June 10, 2022
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furnied

1: When one rips a fully packed bong bowl or glass blunt in one unbelievably legendary fucking toke.
2: Another word to express how uncomfortably stuffy & humid the room is
3: When a vehicle over heats
4: When one makes another feel as worthless as dirt
1: Here we go!!! {Legendary Toke} Air Whistles through piece Exhales} Coughs Fuck ya, I straight furnied that ho
2: Turn that A/C on this room's gettin all furnied and shit nigga
3: No No NO NO NOOOO!!! Fuck!!.... I'm in the middle of traffic and this muthafucka just furnied!! GREAT!!
4: Duuuuude Joseph just straight the fuck up got furnied by his bae bruh
by 420 FRIENDS April 22, 2018
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Furni

1. The plural form of furnace, used by BBH.

2. Orr internet lingo for furniture.
1
BadBoyHalo: Make some more furni, and try not to die.
Skeppy: Furni? Furni?! FURNI?!
BadBoyHalo: Furni is the plural form of furnaces.

2
User108: Your house does not look very good, too spacey.
User084: Yeah, you're right, I need some furni.
by QKKorri :P January 12, 2025
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Furnie

People who like to have sexual relations with and/or dress up as furniture.
P1: That weird guy loves to have sex with sofas.
P2: Omg, I didn't know he was a furnie.
by ET<3 September 25, 2025
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