Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.

I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.

by #2stunna January 11, 2010

dude furnace

When many dudes are crowded in a very uncomfortable space becoming very hot and stuffy.

Man 1: It was cramped in that locker room dude

Man 2: yeah, quite a dude furnace

by varthan October 24, 2007

dusty furnace

Sexual foreplay act executed by packing baby powder into your ass crack, then ripping a fart into the face of your partner causing a dry cloud of hot talc laden stench to send her to orgasmic climax.

Girl- "Hey Jill. Your face looks pale, are you Ok?"

Jill- "Oh God I'm GREAT! Johnny hammered me with a dusty furnace. My eyes burned for a minute, but it was incredible!"

by JB 058 December 17, 2013

Took from the Furnace

To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.

In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.

Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ZubbyG January 24, 2020

service the furnace

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.

While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.

by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019

Steam furnace

A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.

I hooked up with this chick last night and she freaked out when I gave her a steam furnace.

by SteamFurnace October 3, 2020

Furnace

In the Dream SMP (meaning Survival MultiPlayer), there was a joke created that standing on a crafting table meant to have sex, or more specifically, to give/receive a blowjob. (Search 'crafting table' for more info) Skeppy, one of the players on the Dream SMP, took that joke and extended it to include furnaces, saying that standing on a furnace was "worse." Only he knows what he truly meant, but the fandom took that to mean sex. For example, versions of the furnace jokes, instead of just receiving a blow job, the people "standing on a furnace" for each other do what you do with furnaces; you put your meat in one ;). There have also been jokes regarding enchanting tables, which is a step after that.

"George~, would you ever stand on a crafting table for me?"
George looked up at Dream's smiling face. He sighed and quietly responded,
"I would stand on a furnace for you."
Dream's smile dropped as he realized what that would entail. He quietly approached the smaller man.
"Would you now?" Dream asked, just as quietly. There's no way he could be serious. Right?
George stared back, unblinking, and then broke the eye contact. He wordlessly reached out and grabbed Dream's hand, led him to the kitchen, mined one of the stacks of furnaces down so that there was just one, and then climbed on top of it.

George smirked and stood up for a second before crouching so that their faces were level. George pulled Dream in for a kiss. After the two men severed the contact, Dream blushed profusely, climbed onto the furnace, and began to kiss his again with more fire and passion than before. One thing led to another, and Dream's dick ended up inside of George. Multiple times. And they made love in the kitchen for hours. George couldn't walk or remember his name afterwards.

by Aarvo April 5, 2021