furgle

To fondle, or attempt to fondle.

May include “to sexually stimulate,” or to attempt to do so.

“He could never decide whether to furgle them or photograph them, for he had found it impossible to do both simultaneously. In fact, he was finding it almost impossible to do either, so scrambled were his powers of performance by the compulsive need for haste that invariably possessed him.” from Joseph Heller’s book Catch-22, the context being a description of Hungry Joe’s ravenous appetite both for taking pictures of women in sexually compromising attire and poses, which “never came out,” and for actual erotic experience with those women, which he “never got in.”

by Cathance March 1, 2024

Furgle

A skibidi Slicer with extra mustard.

Yo bro, these furgles are really good.

by Jeffery Einstein February 4, 2026

furgle durgle

When someone under the influence of alcohol or drugs is unable to post a coherent statement online. It usually involves a string of non-sensical characters such as:
helpishoifdfoihzzzzzzzzz

I wish you wouldn't furgle durgle so I could understand what you're talking about.

by Bigmeat Thunderballs October 25, 2011

Furgle Baby

A Furgle Baby is a majestic amazing beautiful creature that you really want to see your eyes on.

Hey do you wanna see my amazing pet?
Sure! What kinda dog is it?
Oh, a furgle baby!!

WTF KILL IS *busts a fat nut*

by BiggestClod December 19, 2022

giggle furgle

A way of life; may also be a greeting.

Girl: Did you get me something for my birthday?
Boy: GIGGLE FURGLE!

by Shadow120 June 24, 2008

Schlunze Furgle

A Swiss synonym for an eggplant.

Oh was packsch du do us? Das isch ja di grösti Schlunze Furgle woni je gse han! 🍆

Oh what are you unpacking? That's the biggest eggplant I've ever seen! 🍆

by Haaezly October 7, 2022

Ethan Furgle

He is a YouTuber on the internet, gaining traction from his Shorts and videos on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. He has a lot of viral videos, especially on Instagram. He makes Roblox content, usually, he shows an intro then shows fake gore in the next frame.

"Hey did you watch the new Ethan Furgle video?"
"Why the fuck would I watch Ethan Furgle, he's weird."

by CinnamorrolGirl November 19, 2024