Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns as possible on your member and then proceed to receive a handjob

"Billy asked for a funyun rub last night and I couldn't complain. "

by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017

i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.

{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/

by Telephony September 28, 2014

Frothy Funyun

When you let out a huge fart in a small room with your friends or even solo, after eating an entire bag of Funyuns.

Kyle - “Guys get in the bathroom right now!”
Henry and Wigdon- “Again?”
Kyle - “Ya you smell that? That’s a frothy funyun!”
Henry and Wigdon - “Sure is Kyle!! So cool”

by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019

Frothy Funyun

When you let out a huge fart in a small room with your friends or even solo, after eating an entire bag of Funyuns.

Kyle - “Guys get in the bathroom right now!”
Henry and Wigdon- “Again?”
Kyle - “Ya you smell that? That’s a frothy funyun!”
Henry and Wigdon - “Sure is Kyle!! So cool”

by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019

American Funyun

greatest movie of all time. was created at the washington suites hotel. gay porno. jackson was responsible entirely!!

jackson created the movie/porno american funyun and then jerked his chode and got a cream pie and gave it to his father.

by jackson May 5, 2004

Hot Funyuns

One of the best chips ever made by Frito-lay. Its like a fusion of funyuns and hot cheetos into a ring like chip. Every bite makes you take another and before you know it you finished your big ass bag of hot funyuns. Be careful they're addicting as hell and before you know it they become the #1 thing you buy when you go to the liquor store.

Person #1 : Are those the new hot funyuns
Person #2: Yeah maan these are fucking good
Person #1: Let me get some

5 mins later..
person #2: i said you can get some not eat it all you fatass

by Droopyx June 30, 2008

Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

by Luke September 6, 2007