foursexual

Foursexuality(or 4sexual) is a sexual attraction to the number 4. Foursexuals often remark "it's four" upon seeing or hearing the number four or any homophone of its pronunciation.

Beta: Why do you keep saying "it's 4".
Alpha: I am a foursexual.

by hassan esports August 24, 2021

fitsexual

Someone who is attracted to a healthy and fit person of the opposite sex/gender.

Jerry is dating Amanda from the gym, he must be a fitsexual!

by Mr.sir1776 June 21, 2023

Faisexual

A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.

Wow look at this group of Faisexuals

by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019

furnisexual

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.

"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004

Fauxsexual

A heterosexual person who pretends to be gay/lesbian/bi and kisses the same gender in public in order to receive attention.

Did you see Britney and Madonna's fauxsexual kiss?

by Eric_CA May 21, 2008

Fosexual

Adjective

1. To be sexually attracted to food.

Noun

1. A person who is sexually attracted to food.

When I see the waiter come with my food, I get a little too excited... I may be a fosexual.

by Nyoom! February 22, 2017

Flansexual

When a lesbian wears so much flannel they are no longer defined as "homosexual" but now "Flansexual"

"Dude she needs to chill with the flannel."
"Yeah I mean she's even putting it on her cats…"
"Total flansexual."

by ladyperc November 17, 2013