Sheets and funnel

Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.

DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!

by P2P narco May 8, 2019

Carpal Funnel Syndrome

A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.

Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

by siv73 October 26, 2010

dumb-funnel

(noun) That person who plays go between for intellectuals and idiots.

They're never going to understand it. Send this to Kevin, he's the dumb-funnel.

by Akragard March 13, 2020

funnel cake sundae

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006

Blue Funnel

Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.

Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."

Person 1: "I'd hit it."

Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."

by TehMaestro January 14, 2008

Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.

My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.

by cyberobotic July 30, 2010

Lemon Funnel

When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.

Quick hurry I’m desiring one of your lemon funnels!

by LemFun July 21, 2021