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funko pop

Something that many nerds have at least one of, many themed after movies, books, TV shows, video games, etc. You either have a few or a ton, no in between.
Person 1: Dude, check out this Darth Vader Funko Pop!
Person 2: Loser
by BluPhoenix May 30, 2018
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Funko POP

Funko POP is a weird toy used by children . WTF IS UP WIT CHILDREN TODAY
by Funko POP guy March 10, 2021
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Funko Frotteur Discount

The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.
"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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Funko my Pop

To deflower a girl for the first time by touching her coochie like a saxophone, encouraging her to make some funky tunes.
Jazz and funk seems to be popular with the seniors. I wonder if they’d do any good at Funko-ing my Pop.
Your old lady is pretty hot and a good saxophonist. I think I will ask her to Funko my Pop.
by Radioactive Milk Spoon February 21, 2023
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Funko pops

The reason why tenants can’t fucking pay rent on time.
Once my rentcel was late on rent so I seized his funko pops and threw them all in a raging bonfire.
by USMCboot31 July 12, 2023
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funko pop humor

The kind of humor and writing prized by millenials who stopped growing up in 2012 and still think they are edgy and relevant.
Normal speak: Can you get some fuel canisters, so I can restart the generator and get our shields back up. I'll mark your map.

Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
by fucczucc September 5, 2023
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