fungi

a crude word for an african american

you stupid fungi

by anthony August 15, 2003

Fungi

Fungi is a Male gorillas in between toe jam that they feed the pinapple that they are thrusting.

Gorilla 1: hey do you hVe any fungi?
Gorilla 2: not bro I'm still caught up on my unagi injury.

by Gorillalover5000 August 24, 2019

fungi

a tight tunic

oh snap! I just solo'd a HG with my new fungi

by Jim November 1, 2003

fungi

A Caribbean dish, made of cornmeal and okra. Usually eaten with fish.

I going to have some fish and fungi for dinner.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

Sac Fungi

The event where infective fungi sprouts on thy central region of the scrotum, left testicle, and penis head.

Nolan: Hey did Rachel give you a BJ last night?

Jorge: No, she saw my sac fungi and she puked all over her tits.

by ScrotyMcDickinAss May 29, 2010

Jungle Fungi

A commonly used term used to describe any type of STD or VD. Usually when caught in Africa.

"I'm so getting some tonight" Johnny
"Back off man, you don't want to get any Jungle Fungi." Adam

by SauceyJ219 October 4, 2008