A man who is both one's father and uncle. If someone "has a funcle", you're saying they're really dumb and demented. Persephone from Greek mythology quite literally had a funcle. If someone "marries their funcle", you're saying they will do anything without hesitation.
by Aphrodite's Reincarnation October 17, 2008
A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.
Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.
Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.
by psuef November 13, 2008
A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.
by bowflexdan July 27, 2010
When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.
Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.
Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.
Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.
by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 15, 2021
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When your uncle takes you down to his basement and shows you a good time and teaches you the art of the penis.
by Nego the Negro October 1, 2020
Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.
Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."
by suzytdogg October 23, 2006