A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.
by bowflexdan July 26, 2010
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by lilbit78 February 08, 2010
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Niece: can I stay the night to play more with my cousin
Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle
Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle
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by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019
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Typically men named Jeff and have sexual relations with their childhood best friend. Funcle's love to ski and are oddly attracted to little boys with the last name doyle. It's a big turn on for a "funcle"
by JRDUSA September 02, 2017
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A fucking idiot of an Uncle.
Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
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