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Stephen Fincher

1) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who thinks it unconscionable to feed the poor, because the Federal government spends too much money.

2) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who receives millions of dollars in Federal farm subsidy money.
Wow! Stephen Fincher receives millions in Federal farm subsidies, but doesn't think the Federal government should feed the poor! What a Stephen Fincher!
by Reverend Animal May 20, 2013
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Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.
Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!
by Makokasyx April 23, 2009
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Luke Fulcher

Sexiest human being on earth, kind and hard, massive dick that is bigger than Reece pitau's .
Wow! Look at Luke Fulcher he's massive bro
by Fulchur May 14, 2015
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Turkey Fuchers

The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.
Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
by couchsalesman November 30, 2009
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Fancher

Strong Lastname ... Most of the Fanchers are the sons and daughters of God. Very wise people. Hard working Americans.
I MET ONE OF THE AMAZING FANCHERS!
by Matrix_Warden November 10, 2019
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Fincher

The art of wacking off a penis with the webbing of your toes
"Hey man, You wouldn't believe the finching that homeless guy gave me last night!, he really is a super talented fincher"
by Finch_King January 14, 2009
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funchella

FUNCHELLA.

A concert gro-er who dresses up in the most hipster of fashions. Often seen in bright floral patterns, shats cut above the knee, and over-mainucured beard. Also (unseen to most eyes - - unless you're on the J/M/Z) clearly having just received a mani-pedi in OPI's Purple with A Purpose and toes Divine Swine.

May or may not be advocating for eight OH eight ALL day at COACHELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA

k bye.
Jamsies: Hey Gina, what should I wear?

Gina: Think fun...like a festival go-er.

Jasmines: Oh, I know, Im going to go FUN - LIKE I'M GOING TO COACHELLA!

Gina: You mean you're going FUNCHELLA style?!

Jasmines: Yes!

DONE
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