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Funcher

Funcher - Fun.cher.

Definition: One who munches on fags/faggots.
Fresh Lord A: "Yo bro, check out that dude over. What a total funcher he is."

Fresh Lord B: "Yeah man, that shizzle is off the hook. Just look at him, funching it up over there."
by Tailed-Fox February 27, 2010
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Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
by sWanker March 25, 2021
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David Fincher

Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.

Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
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Funchee

When you smokin' hot like a steak on a grill. Makes the boy/girl blush so hard they say "humminah humminah zip zang wooww."
Me:Hot dang, Cobly looking funchee today
by FadFalcon January 13, 2020
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Funchester

The Greatest place for UK Fans all over the world to watch Streams of UK games who can't watch them anywhere else.
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by BWO72 December 2, 2009
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Fanchered

Verb.

When getting caught looking at porn by your parents. Made famous by Caleb.

Also widely becoming an action verb with multiple meanings. The new filler word.
Dude! I totally got fanchered this weekend and got my computer taken away
by VivalaKatie January 10, 2009
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Futcher

To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.
"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"
by bl4d3 December 26, 2004
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