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Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021
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David Fincher

Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.

Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
Go watch a David Fincher movie.
David Fincher by eyestaker June 20, 2013
When you smokin' hot like a steak on a grill. Makes the boy/girl blush so hard they say "humminah humminah zip zang wooww."
Me:Hot dang, Cobly looking funchee today
Funchee by FadFalcon January 13, 2020

Funchester 

The Greatest place for UK Fans all over the world to watch Streams of UK games who can't watch them anywhere else.
funchester
Funchester by BWO72 December 2, 2009
Verb.

When getting caught looking at porn by your parents. Made famous by Caleb.

Also widely becoming an action verb with multiple meanings. The new filler word.
Dude! I totally got fanchered this weekend and got my computer taken away
Fanchered by VivalaKatie January 10, 2009
To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.
"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"
Futcher by bl4d3 December 26, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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