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Fudge

the word that 8 year olds use when they are too scared to say fuck
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by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020
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1. Incomplete or slapdash job made of something; or, a quick contrivance made to fit a particular specification.

2. Exclamation, which sounds a lot like 'fuck' but isn't considered to be rude. (Often, it is used to convert an already started 'fuck' into something acceptable -- eg. around parents, teachers or employers, and so is a 'fudge' in itself.)

3. Attempt to evade through misdirection or lies.

4. Soft, buttery sweet (candy).

'Fudge' is often supposed to be an Americanism, but is actually thought to come from the old word 'fadge', meaning 'to fit'. This, in turn, comes a certain 'Captain Fudge', who was well known for telling lies; thus, a fudge is a contrivance, made to fit.

It remains to be seen if future generations will 'kerry together' a program overnight (after John Kerry, who's claims as a Vietnam War veteran have come under fire), or call out 'oh, bush!' in exasperation (George Bush, his claims of Iraqi WMDs still contested).

See also 'fudgepacker' (a term for the active partner in anal sex -- not the same as, or limited to, gay men).
1. There was a day left to make the coursework deadline, so they fudged something together overnight.

2. 'How could we have failed, Ms Hardedge? I mean, what the fu... u... udge?'

3. Ms Hardedge asked them about their project, but being unsure they just fudged their answers.

4. The kids ate some fudge, dispirited after failing their project miserably.
by Jordan G May 13, 2005
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Fudge hits you harder than chocolate, has a shorter peak experience, and encourages couchlock at very high doses.
by Help the Ozone is Depleting! January 6, 2008
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Replacement word for the profanity "fuck", used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws
Ah, fudge, I dropped my pencil
by $ally August 5, 2007
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when your parents don't let you say f***
"Ah fudge your coffee spilled on me FUDGE YOU!!"
by Kiki wilso February 26, 2009
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short, elvin, pudgy outsized character known for having a flair for exaggeration; named after Keebler E.L. Fudge cookies.
Do you feel fudge?
Fudge told me his dad has a S-Class.
by Fudgester August 7, 2010
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if you can spell this word with your gcse results, then you will probably live the rest of your life on state benefits.
person 1:"ha i can spell fudge with my reults"
person 2:"what are you going to do about it"
person 1:"whatdya mean people will have to employee me with a funny word in my gcse results."
person 2: *shakes head and walks away*
by spazmandemz October 10, 2008
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