Fucktual

Something that includes an obscene amount of fuckery.

That Cannibal Corpse song is fucktual. Its full of so much fuckery, you cant even handle it. Its like fucked up porn with more fuckity fucked up fuckness.

by Fuck Punctuality November 6, 2011

fuckturtle

one who has sexual intercourse at an extremely slow pace

dude this chick i picked up at the bar was a total fuckturtle...
it lasted 6 hours

by Leaorem June 13, 2012

Fucktional

A word you'd use to describe a fictional character you'd be willing to have sex with.

"Haiji Towa in Danganronpa is totally fucktional."

by GyroGearloose January 7, 2018

multi-fucktional

being capable of staying alive and performing your everyday tasks while you're fucked up by life!
in other words, fucked up but still multi-functional

Shelby has been really fucked up lately! but damn he's awesome
he still manage to be multi-fucktional

by Sparklz bitch! April 26, 2019

fucktional

--adjective
1. To be able to take part in sexual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.

2. To serve a purpose related to sex.

Following the birth of their son, Bill hoped his wife would be fucktional again sooner than she was for the birth of their daughter when he went four months without sex.

by quazy_quisp September 30, 2009

fucktorial

a reoccuring mind-fuck which ends in anyeurism

1st guy: I wonder, can god create an object he can't destroy?
2nd guy: what a fucktorial!

by Lampshade Assasin December 12, 2008

fucktundle

A Fucktundle is someone who is purely incompetent, fucked up, and can’t do anything correctly.

Guy 1: Tom is such a fucktundle
Guy 2: so is Josh he can’t even hold a spoon correctly

by grassmanofthewest September 7, 2019