fuck trumpet 

what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex

I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.

fuck trumpet by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010

fuck trumpet 

A whiny little bitch.

Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.

fuck trumpet by Blasphemos July 2, 2016

Fuck Trumpet 

A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.

"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"

Fuck Trumpet by XenonSmash June 7, 2016

Fuck Trumpet 

1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.

“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.

“👌👈🎺”

Fuck Trumpet by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

Fuck Trumpet 

A man's penis (instrument to be blown).

When I opened the door I walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man's fuck trumpet.

Fuck Trumpet by Molbänhän December 9, 2012

funktrumpet 

funk~trumpet

A declaration of praise to an object/person,
OR
Male genitalia

"Bob deserves a blow of my Funktrumpet"

or

REJOICE!! ALL BOW AT THE ALTER OF FUNKTRUMPET!

funktrumpet by benje August 14, 2004

fucktrump day

November 7. Founded 2020. Annual American holiday, but celebrated by civilized societies around the world. Typically marked by street dancing, shunning xenophobia and ridiculing MAGA bigots.

What are you guys doing Saturday? Oh it's FuckTrump Day... we're going to a street party.

fucktrump day by Hoosierexpat November 7, 2020